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HAROLD USE YOUR AWESOME MIGHT, TO SAVE ME FROM...
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WOAR JOURNAL #002
I CANNOT SEEM TO REMEMBER WHERE I LEFT THE CHILDREN. I NORMALLY WOULDN’T MIND SO MUCH BUT I SEEM TO OF GROWN ACCUSTOMED TO THEIR NOISY WAYS. IT’S JUST SO QUIET WITHOUT THEM. NOT TO MENTION THEY MADE GOOD DISTRACTIONS. I WOULD SEND THE BOY TO GO STAND SOMEWHERE RANDOM, AND MY ENEMIES WOULD BE ALL “WTF IS THIS KID DOING STANDING RIGHT THERE?!” AT WHICH POINT I WOULD JUMP OUT...
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Yes, you had “Zombies.” But this is “Zombie Redneck Torture Family.” Entirely...
– Sitterson (cabin in the woods)
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Are you mad that you died at the end of Die Hard?
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Congratulations. On a scale of 1 to 10 on the perversity meter you just hit a 73
– Steven H. Price, House on Haunted Hill
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